coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

  • *about to get murdered*
  • murderer: any last words
  • me: imagine how is touch the sky
  • murderer:
  • me:
  • *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
  • zanetheaiden:

    zanetheaiden:

    date a boy with nice cheek bones

    date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

    date a boy with a great laugh

    date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

    date a boy with fantastic collarbones

    date a boy who smiles constantly

    date a boy with arms like damn

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    madison-paige-phaniels:

    isolatedsystem:

    iwishihadafather:

    when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

    when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

    when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

    rnarker:

    i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

    punkwarren:

    striderdaves:

    i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

    i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

    rakshas:

    tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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    2srooky:

    One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

    paradisaic:

    looking at the first page of a math test

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    aleven11:

Spot on 👌

    aleven11:

    Spot on 👌

    valerieresin:

Me